ROFL

My very imaginative daughter left me a note taped to her door last night. This is what it said.


There is no need that you should feel obligated to awake me this morning. Studies show that the more sleep one gets, the better that person excels that day. Now, you don't want me to fail in any of my classes, especially my cake class. Because if I fail in my cake class, then I may become traumatized from all things cake and them never continue my education in cake decorating. What if I am to one day become a famous cake designer and eventually save the world from disaster by making cakes. How can one save the world bu using cakes, you might ask. Well very simply.... What if the head of Russia decides he is going to destroy the world by dropping dozens of atomic bombs. I just happen to know that he loves koala bears and has a sweet tooth. I could make him a delicious koala bear cake and and as he is entranced in my cake, I will talk him out of destroying the world. Now you wouldn't want to have to live (or die) with the thought that you woke me up one morning too early, therefore causing me to fail in cake class and then I never learned to make yummy koala cakes and the world explodes cause you wanted me awake. Wouldn't that make you feel guilty. Now if you chooses to not wake me up you will in fact save the world.

Sincerely,
Holly ( the cakester)


We are all in mortal danger now because I did in fact wake her up!